Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 14:30:41 -0700 (MST)
To: bhance@azstarnet.com
Subject: http://www.azstarnet.com/~bhance/mayday/texts/00-dec6.html

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clue=Yo dude!
Ah wuz pokin in a Dempster Dumpster wiv de end a ax-handl, tryin to scare out eeder a rat oh a Revisionist, so
ah koud uze de otha end.  Damn, ah luvs ta off dem slime. (joke, Bry, joke) Anyhowz, ahs stirrin de dumpster,
inhalin de aroma when dis piteeful lookn person com staggrn up an says:
"Present fer youz" an den gib me a botl a hooch.  Ah says, "Doant drink dat shit no moah Dun gone strait an
feel bettah fo id."  He wheezin real bad but inbetwixt gasps n gurgles he says,"Drinkn ain necessary Jes see
wat be inside."  Man lik we all needs sum amuzement so I grab de botl and tak off down de street LippityLop
till ah run up against mah favOR-eye-t bildin and den ah heaved dat motha again de brik wall.  SMAAASSSSH!!!!! 
Felt good all down undah.  Ah starts dancin n singin n shit, doin de Jubilation Rag lik id be Juneteenth an
Jimmy crack corn.  Bout de tym mah shoes fixin ta fall apart from me jubilatn, membered dat ah waz sposed ta
be lookin inside de dead soljah,so ah squint up mah 1 good ey an look real close.  Sho' nuff, der midst de
brok glaz an de locoJuice iz a teeeny-tiiiiny envelUP dat dun bin treated wid no-saturate so dee pie-zin caint
mess wid de woids.  Smak an de fron a de envelUP, jes lik Ricky de Sekun, der be THAT NAME THAT WAS GIVEN ME
AT THE FONT. (Yea, man, we in Act 4, Scene 1 and Bolingbroke fixin ta do hiz show-stopper.  [Anuder jok fo'
mah man Bry--de Man frum Ohio ain dealin wid nuthin but Harmless eccentriks.Jes be shuh ta member dat de poin
a Ricky2 ain about chickenshit lik killin one or two heah o der--id about how U chanj de whol Strukshur--de
dumbasses miss de poin evvytym--but Bry wont])  So I seed de envelUP and whipz out mah Pig-stabber--keeps it
sharp evvy mornin--n slit dat motha open. Insides iz a IvoryKolor kard, lik folk uzed ta leaf on de tray next
ta de foyer-door when peoples still ha' mannerz n knew dey ass from a hole in de groun.  Id gots jes a few
word an dey all fo' Bry. Dees is dem: "Tell Mr. Hance to see the 1/17 ADW."  Figger dem Orphanage peoples
talkt ta de liquor jes right n got id to stand up real strait n still, den dey pop de card in de hooch and
blow de glaz aroun de whole mess, finish it off wid a coik on top.  Lota shit like dat Bry, gots to uze de
rite language at de rite tym.  Trick iz knowin when.  1/17--U bin telld. 
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