url:  01-may1.html

name:  You bud

clue:  Yo bro!  Dam, Bry, U iz some kinda magnet fer Brains!!!Where you fine all dees smart folk?  Ah wuz jes hangin 
next ta mah favORite dumpster, keepin mah ax handle tucked outa sIte, when dis honky cum up on a pair a roller skates, 
wearin a beanie wid a propeller on top.  Probably votes Demokrat an fucks sheep. But fo I slid de ax handle out ta off 
the bastid, he blurt "Be cool, Big Daddy, I kain tell you doant trust me."  Ah sez "No shit, you offay skum, I kain 
tell youz ain one a us."  He say "I iz a standar liberal."  Ah sez "Motha-fuckah you gonna DIE slow." Vizuns a de evil 
suckah hangin on a meat hook dancin afore mah eyez, mah mouth waterin when he startup whInin "I was paid to come and 
see you by a really weird cat, this is the message and I quote--'Git U lazy ass ovah ta a masheen wat Bro Bry kain 
rekognIze.  Look at all dem new folkz kommentz an den ship him de propah woidz.'"  aftah dat de yellow fuckah set some 
kinda Olimpik record beatin feet, skatz katchin fIrah, hiz ass disappearn in a kloud a dust. Standar liberal.

So, my bro, I jes look at all dem new kommentz an'dey iz plum WUNNERFUL.  Exsept fo some shit by dat heather-chick, 
maybe she kain fine a nice job in FOODSERVICE or HOUSEKEEPIN.  Aftah de Big Change--we fine a job fer her--suited ta 
her talentz. 

Ah gonna send dis in afore goin Ahead, so's ah kain see if id dis new kontrapshun workin.  
(Bry, I mAde sum korrekshuns--bes use dis SEKUND mesAj. Danks, bro.

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url:  01-may1.html

name:  You bud

clue:  Bry, dis Part 2.
Heah iz de FLASH: God bless an keep de katz wat finin de MISTAKES.  rIght on brotherz!  Dey ain in deah frum bein slow 
a wit.  If one a U friendz go thru de quotez, der is a line from BLAKE dealin wid ERROR.  Like dat be a Majah klu. 
Wail wid it.  Be sure n keep focus on HAMMING DISTANCES, an U learn somethun fast.  Dees Announsmens deal wid REAL 
life--not sum man-mAde, liberal piece a shit dat doan konnekt wid nuthin otha dan Hell and Damnation.  Bekuz dis 
dealin wid REALITY, mistakz is built-in.  Got ta be.  If mistakz doan kum wid it, den id like tryin ta shovel 10 
poundz a shit inta a 5 pound bag.  Adam fell--and we deal wid reality.  Anutha Heavee point--keep you eye on de Dude 
wat find dem POSET DIAGRAMS outa a site in Switzahlund.  Look hard an you fin somebuddy else foun sometha ta do wid 
SmartFolk in Switzahlund.  Dis all fit togetha, Bry.

We all proud a you, Bro.

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