url:  04-may1.html

name:  U bud

clue:  Yo bro!  Mah chain got pulled like 39.167 minute A-go.  Dis importan 'nuff ta pull me off some heavee shit.  Like eben dumb
me kno wat i'm doin be at de momen' be big so De Orphanage peepelz thin' dis be wurth an innerUPshun.  Bry an hiz budz AINT de
Lokel Yokel foolz.  No fuckin way.  U all be cool. Got dat-yall be COOL wid us. Dat inklood U kontribUterz wat doan like us. Dey
all cool--say watevah dey want--we enjoy der smart kommentz. Eben de 1s wat aint so smart--no problem, no suh, no problem.  Hab' at
id.  Dis nex' pahrt freak me out an ah eben check back to be sho'--de Lokel Yokel fleafarrtz are X-actly wat dekrIb in de
announcemen.  Remembah, bro, U ain middleAj an most a U kontrib folk ain Lokel.  We doan piss an R frienz.  LOYALTY big wid de
Brotherhood.  Like id go beyond "Blood in, blood out." Way beyond--dat dipshit Kwotashun doan tell nuthin bout wat real LOYALTY
bout.  We be intah REAL and de Lokel Yokel chikenshit iz Uzefullll til de be recycle. Hah!Hah!Hah!  Mak mah mouth water jes dinkin
bout de recyclin.

Dis some strAnj day az U bud eben told ta lay somethun else on Bro Bry--de numerz be korrekt fer de announce, doan necesairlee fit
perfect wid de journalz 'n stuff.  Eber PIG in de shit-eatin oppozishun kan read dat an be no wiser.

Chow, Bro.

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