url:  04-dec1.html

name:  U Bud

clue:  Yo bro!  Dis U longlost Bud back from shovelin, shovelin, shovelin.  Piles a chickenshit mak dem Alpz look teensy.  Ah kain
handle de woik but de heat bin somethunfierece.  Hirelingz out de ass an dey got sum new toy kain pick U up quiker dan U kain slit
a Pigz mangy throat.
So Ah bin bizeee.  Duckin, dodgin 'n divin.  But Ah alway kum up fer CHRISTMAS.  DOAN NEBAH MISS DE MAJOR FEASTS.  Which bring us
to Bro Bry.  U Bro bin back in de Dempster Dumpster all a hummingbirdz heartbeat when BAM BAM BAM.  Gib me de kold chill, ain no
Hireling dis side a Hell can put de fear in U lik a messenger from De Orphanage.  Ah holler out "YESSIR!" 'n dat voice kum raspin
back "Tell Mr. Hance that his Christmas present is set for December 23rd.  It may be left with but not opened, by a third party." 
So Bry be lookin ta hear from 1 a dem zero-interest-no-account-throw-away people dat De Orphanage use fer totin aroun messAj.  Dis
1 tak a liddle figurin or so Ah heerz.  Doan git all Xsighted if id ain all kleer--U Bud had a liddle taste a part of
id---YUM!!!!!nEXT BEST eatz ta roastin a Pig on a bed a coalz.  Speakin a which, U Bud got anutha job hangin so chow fer now. 
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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