url:  06-dec6.html

name:  U Bud

clue:  Yo Bro!

Ah dun cum up from dee digginz down sout' a dee line cuz today be Dopparedagen.  Be doin de anticipatory Celebratin fer dee
Feast of The Nativity.  Big doin's Bry. Get straight wid de Dude in de Manager while He a babee and not pissed.  U waitin Bro
ain advisAbl.

Ever wonder how wee doin dis?  Habin vizhun a Ft. Detrick and MK-Ultra?  Lot a dat goin on fer shure but no newz der.  Ebby
buddy smart nuff ta cum outa dee rain workin wid synapses and modiVAshun.  Der otha wayz dat de dumb shit ain pursuin.  Bin in
one a dem shitAss Radio Shack dis month?  Dey got Robosapien V2 an' id _ain_ a total nuthin.  Build a bettah one where nobody
lookin, load id in truck and practiZ id on de Lokal Yokel Pig Scum.  Don't need no knock on door,doan need no dizGUiz, big ass
robo kick id in, rip de fat off dey're STD rotten bones, write Helterskelter an die wall wid der worthless blood and den de
kontrapshun roll back ta dee truck and head sout' a dee line.  Keystone Kopz go nutz lookin fer de last a Char Manson's
people.  Let 'em look.  Real cyber/AI problm is cuttin tru all dat FAT de PIG waddle in--biggest software challenge we had az
you doan want de shitz screamin too long but got a point ta make on 'em jes de same.  Life full a trade-offz Bry!

If dat a liddle heavee fer R bro, id a joke, Bry.  HoHoHo.

No joke, brother: MERRY CHRISTMAS from De Orphanage an all dee rest a uz.

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Good ol' Koen writes in to let us know that Dopparedagen 'is an old Swedish word for Christmas Eve.'